misocorny:

*teacher voice* I don’t know, can you?

misocorny:

*teacher voice* I don’t know, can you?

(Source: kingdomfags)

sithlordtennant:

For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 

I hope you have a big class…

hermione-granger:

bromostein:

They use this video for interrogating terrorists.

I’ve been looking for this EVERYWHERE

This almost would’ve been cute if his smile didn’t make me think he was going to murder me. Oh and, “stay perfect…just for me.” ew.

(Source: ouch)

wwworldwide:

Id rather do homework than you

(Source: wwworldwide)

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

(Source: sendificator)