May 2013
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redamancer:
a tsundere on the streets, a yandere between the sheets
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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mypatronusisyou:
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
911: what is your emergency
me: straight people keep giving me their opinions
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join-the-moriparty:
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al4skan:
im actually laughing so hard at this
tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG
Canadians are weird
is that big girls dont cry playing in the background
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meladoodle:
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
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fffcuk:
homootp:
please send help immediately
i just screamed and fell off the couch
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Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
Harry: bitch I might be
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andrewbreitel:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR
the q is silent holy fuck
wtf holy shit
what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
I will never not reblog this.
“And I said, bitch. This bitch is the...
sadegg:
one direction is very punk trust me I’m punk and I listen to one direction all the time
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u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”. we must fight for womens rights
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